I Made a List of the Worst Fans in the World

Sit your "rah rah" ass down, please.

These are in alphabetical order, btw so please don’t stop reading after the first one. And to be fair, I’m actually a lot of these fans myself. I’ll put a 👀 next to those so y’all can get in on the joke as well. If I miss any, hit me in the replies and we’ll make a second list together.

*Exhales*

Shall we? Let’s have some fun.

🥷 Anime Fans - Because ain’t nobody in Japan worried about you.

🐝 Beyonce Fans - Because you lay it on a little thick, no?

👎🏽 (Anti) Beyonce Fans - Because she’s Michael Jackson, bro. Admit it.

🤢 Candy Corn Fans - Because.

🤠 Cowboys Fans - Because no, this ain’t your year either.

🦮 👀 Dog Moms Fans - Because… let me be quiet because (I think) my wife still reads these.

👿 👀 Duke Fans - Because unless you went there, you’re really dancing with the devil.

🍗 Flats > Drums wing Fans - Because why on Earth would you pit two bad bitches against each other like that?

✊🏽 👀 HBCU Fans - Because we can be a bit much sometimes.

🥳 “[INSERT ZODIAC SIGN] SZN Loading” Fans - Because you told us this shit already last year.

🏀 👀 Kobe Fans - Because he probably wasn’t as good as Mike and Lebron. And you know it.

🏀 Lebron Fans - Because chasing ghosts of Kobe and Mike can’t be that fun.

🏀 MJ Fans - Because you can really make the argument that he was playing against plumbers back in the 80s.

🐐 Patriots Fans that followed Brady to the Bucs and now don’t have a team Fans - Because you need to look yourself in the mirror next Sunday morning and ask some tough questions.

🍽️ People who think other people on the internet people can’t cook Fans - Because I know your mama taught you to try something before you fix your mouth to say you don’t like it.

🚙 People who want everyone to know their city’s traffic is worse than other cities’ traffic Fans - Because unless you’re working on a patent for the flying car, pipe down, Elroy and type the address into Waze.

🤑 Post My Parlay on social media Fans - Because she probably ain’t gonna see your tweet, and you probably ain’t gonna hit it anyway (pun, intended).

♠️ 👀 Spades players Fans - Because it don’t make you Black if you do, nor not-Black if you don’t know how to play.

🍝 “Spaghetti belongs on the same plate as fried fish” Fans - Because 1+1 don’t always equal 3.

🥄 “Sugar belongs in grits!” Fans - Because you chose violence… for breakfast?!

🥄 👀 “Sugar does NOT belong in grits!” Fans - Because why argue with someone you don’t respect?

🇺🇸 Trump Fans - Because he’s hilarious, but the joke is on him (and you, perhaps).

🥗 Vegans Fans - Because unless you show me a PETA paycheck, you gotta pipe down. That ain’t chicken on your plater, and that’s okay.

🧢 Yankees Fans - Because yelling “27!!” ain’t gonna keep Aaron Judge healthy

📝 👀 People who write newsletters Fans - Because we can be quite insufferable in your inbox, can’t we?

For Lack of a Wetter Bird, be an annoying fan of something, it adds character.