Archive - For Lack of a Wetter Bird

Fridays, Fried Fish, and Frankie Beverly

Joy and pain are like sunshine and rain.

5 hrs ago •

August 2024

"I'll have the #1 w/ a Coke"

Don't get cute, 'cuz cute don't pay the bills.

Aug 22 •

9 from the 90s, 8 from the 80s, 7 from the...

What's in YOUR Personality Museum?

Aug 12 •

Ludacris' Top 10 Feature Verses

(They were all just battling for 2nd place)

Aug 6 •

July 2024

Troy's Birthday "Duck-It" List

Having fun with idioms (again).

Jul 20 •

June 2024

Be Child-like, not Childish

99 ways to live life like it's the last day of school.

Jun 25 •

May 2024

Are You A Millennial?

Come find out...

May 14 •

April 2024

Happy birthday, Eli!

Apr 25 •

Mom, this is an ALDI!

On running late, melting ice, and the greater good.

Apr 18 •

March 2024

Wait, Who Is the Main Character in Modern Family?

Plus: Let's donate to help increase children's literacy

Mar 8 •

February 2024

Y'all Wanna Hear a V-Day Story Real Quick?

Maybe Valentine's Day isn't bullshit after all.

Feb 14 •

December 2023

I Made a List of the Worst Fans in the World

Sit your "rah rah" ass down, please.

Dec 22, 2023 •

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